WE STAND WITH THESE DANCERS

Adult dancers in Washington state want a strippers’ bill of rights.

(Thanks to mezrap)

Comments

[Pole Dancer]

I'm just a Bill, on Capitol Hill...

[Mr. Bill]

Won't anybody think of the children?

[Miranda Rights]

Well, they can feel free to use mine.

[Clankie]

Makes sense. It's not as if they're asking for the moon.

[man tom]

Known as the “strippers’ bill of rights,” proposals being considered in the Legislature would require a security guard at each club and keypad codes to enter dressing rooms.

Security guard - 'check'. Legally speaking, what purpose would keypad codes installed on dressing room doors accomplish if you are working as a striper? If I were a lawmaker, under the 14 amendment, I would give keypads a 'non-check'.

Andrea is a striper who obtained her Master's Degree at 24? 'Check'. She must have done a lot of studying while wearing minimal clothing. Also a monofilament 20 lb. test G. String - 'Check'.

[man tom]

Striper G-String Omniflex spool 90 day supply available. Improve your lap dance by as much 300%.

[LeDud]

I'd be wary of any strings attached to this bill. G-strings is what I'm thinking of....