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February 06, 2024

WE SAW BEARS ON CRACK OPEN FOR THE ANIMALS

A Florida lawmaker seeking looser regulations on the killing of wildlife has claimed that black bears high on crack are breaking into people’s homes and “tearing them apart”.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Bye bye Yogi...


Uh, just one question: are the Bears on Crack tearing the people apart, or their homes?

Inquiring minds etc.

This is why you should always keep a crack alligator on the porch.

If you think it's bad now, just wait until Goldilocks finds our stash.

Nothing scarrier for a convoy than bears on crack.

When bears stick to pot, they just rob picnic baskets and sleep it off.

Did he think "Cocaine Bear" was a documentary?

Next up: Chainsaw season on flying sharks

I say: Let the bears on crack tear up the Florida Legislature.

I remember in Flathead Co, a lady reported her purse stolen by a bear.

This is what happens when they open a Pool Hall in town!

Pool leads to bears taking crack!

We've got TROUBLE my friends! Yes, we've got TROUBLE right here!

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