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Bye bye Yogi...
Posted by: Boo Boo | February 06, 2024 at 09:28 AM
Uh, just one question: are the Bears on Crack tearing the people apart, or their homes?
Inquiring minds etc.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 06, 2024 at 09:28 AM
This is why you should always keep a crack alligator on the porch.
Posted by: kwerty | February 06, 2024 at 09:42 AM
If you think it's bad now, just wait until Goldilocks finds our stash.
Posted by: Mama Bear | February 06, 2024 at 09:56 AM
Nothing scarrier for a convoy than bears on crack.
Posted by: Smokey & the Bandit | February 06, 2024 at 10:33 AM
When bears stick to pot, they just rob picnic baskets and sleep it off.
Posted by: Clankie | February 06, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Did he think "Cocaine Bear" was a documentary?
Posted by: keith in tampa | February 06, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Next up: Chainsaw season on flying sharks
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 06, 2024 at 01:54 PM
I say: Let the bears on crack tear up the Florida Legislature.
Posted by: Steverino | February 06, 2024 at 02:34 PM
I remember in Flathead Co, a lady reported her purse stolen by a bear.
Posted by: LeDud | February 06, 2024 at 02:51 PM
This is what happens when they open a Pool Hall in town!
Pool leads to bears taking crack!
We've got TROUBLE my friends! Yes, we've got TROUBLE right here!
Posted by: Prof. Harold Hill | February 06, 2024 at 10:31 PM