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February 01, 2024


285-year-old lemon auctioned for $1,780

(Thanks to Ralph)


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That banana taped to the wall has something to look forward to.

Now all we need are some 285 year old tea leaves.

"The cabinet, meanwhile, sold for just $40."
Wow, even with that lovely lemon scent?

I just threw a bunch of food out of my mom's deep freeze that certainly seemed to have been that old.

It's always better to use the lemons to make the chello first, and THEN put it in the freezer.

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Yup, that beats me. Had a 1968 AMC Gremlin that was a lemon so I guess this thing beats me by a few years.

I have a 20 year-old lemon. Oh wait, that's my car.

When live gives you 285 year-old lemons ...

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