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February 23, 2024

WE HARDLY RECOGNIZE THIS COUNTRY ANY MORE

West Virginia’s last Hooters is being torn down. Locals are planning a candlelit vigil.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Oh the humanity!

Maybe Sears will open a PT's store there. Wait, there are no more Sears PT's stores.

Boobies and Jugs franchises can move in and take up the gap in service.

Overheard at the candlelit vigil:

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
How you don't believe
We're on the eve of destruction

I WOULD RATHER BE HIT BY AN ASTEROID THE SIZE OF A HOOTERS ESTABLISHMENT THAN HAVE THIS HALLOWED PLACE DESTROYED!

What Les Nessman said. It's a travesty.

HOOTERS GOES TOPLESS TURNS INTO KUM & GO MORE AT ELEVEN!

I assume the candles are in the shape of chicken wings.

They’re gonna open a bud light store and have Dylan run it….

Mammaries
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored mammaries
Of the way we were

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