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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this?
Posted by: Stan Ruth | February 02, 2024 at 03:25 PM
Dave Barry, left, stands next to Mickey Mouse
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 02, 2024 at 03:29 PM
When does Dave Barry's copyright expire?
Posted by: Steve B | February 02, 2024 at 03:30 PM
The terrifying 3,500-strong army of marauding MONKEYS is fast approaching, individual FL Drivers licenses in hand.
Posted by: man tom | February 02, 2024 at 03:37 PM
Thank god, I was afraid it was going to be a February Fool's Day Manilow-bomb.
Posted by: Guin | February 02, 2024 at 03:38 PM
It's a small world .. after all.
Posted by: MOTW | February 02, 2024 at 03:43 PM
So that's how Dave got the comments working again.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 02, 2024 at 04:13 PM
Is this the replacement for judi?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 02, 2024 at 04:13 PM
Today is Groundhog Day, not Rat Day.
Time for some spectacles as Dave missed the mark in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania by about 1,000 miles.
Posted by: pharmaross | February 02, 2024 at 05:50 PM
♫
Who's the leader of the Blog,
That's made for you and me!
D-A-V-E B-A-R-R-Y-Y-Y!!
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be!
D-A-V-E B-A-R-R-Y-Y-Y!!
♫
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 02, 2024 at 05:56 PM
So when Dave is busy traveling, recreating, or otherwise predisposed, the comment section is turned off until he can monitor the content & edit when necessary.
Posted by: In the loop | February 02, 2024 at 05:59 PM
When does Dave Barry enter public domain?
Posted by: Ed. | February 02, 2024 at 06:04 PM
So politics DOES make for strange bedfellows.
Posted by: cfjk | February 02, 2024 at 06:22 PM
Did Dave or Mickey see their shadow today?
How many more weeks of winter??
How many weeks before Disney loses their Reedy Creek Improvement District tax evasion monopoly???
Posted by: Punxsutawney Phil | February 02, 2024 at 06:31 PM
So how much did Dave charge Mickey for the pic?
Posted by: Florida Man | February 02, 2024 at 06:45 PM
CSHON-OF-A-BITCSH! QUACK-QUACK-QUACK!
Posted by: Donald D. | February 02, 2024 at 06:50 PM
Just happy it's not Donald Duck and that they are both wearing pants.
Posted by: Doug in Orlando | February 02, 2024 at 09:18 PM
Mickey needed somebody to talk to.
His wife Minnie is effing Goofy.
Posted by: Chokeahontas | February 02, 2024 at 09:55 PM
I recognize Mickey, but is that the long rumored eight dwarf called "Horny"?
Posted by: George Costanza | February 03, 2024 at 02:59 PM
As have said before in this Blog, this is just another sign of a stunning career in retrograde. Going from appearing at book signings to standing in front of cryptic direction signs, to standing in front of a giant plastic whale, to hugging a rat. I predict, as soon as the weather warms up, our hero will be appearing at the Dade County Fair demonstrating in mime (for benefit of the hard of hearing) his latest novel. So sad. I guess I will have to go and re-watch my complete DVD's of 'Dave's World' to see what he was like in his glory days. Before he became Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 03, 2024 at 03:37 PM
I hate mousework.
Posted by: iPirateBoy | February 03, 2024 at 07:29 PM
We love you Dave! Thank you for sharing your life with us!
Posted by: Maryann | February 04, 2024 at 06:39 PM