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February 08, 2024

THEY WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Thieves somehow take 200-foot radio tower

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Bill Carver, who says "BOLO.")

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You can probably set aside looking for them at the airport.

They passed on the non-matchstick Eiffel Tower? Inconceivable.

I can't believe they passed up the non-matchstick Eiffel Tower.

The latest clues the police are working seem to indicate they stole the 200ft. tower by taking one foot at a time.

200 feet, huh. How much is that in asteroids?

How high is high?. Rising or extending upward a great distance: taller than average, usual, or expected. Really, really blitzed.

We need a really big sketch artist

And the locals thought they couldn't pick up the station because of sunspots.

It was David Copperfield. He does this sort of thing all the time in Las Vegas. Although I don't know what he would do with it as I think his museum is only three stories tall.

I hope the thief doesn't attempt to hide this is a body cavity.

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