THEY MUST BE LOW ON DYNAMITE

Dead whale on Oregon coast will be left to decompose

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, Ralph and Eric Y)

Comments

[Cosmo Kramer]

Did they check the blowhole for golfballs?

[George Costanza]

The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send a bowl of cold soup back to the kitchen.

[MOTW]

𝅘𝅥𝅮 … Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose
Roll up yer window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got your .. Dead whale in the middle of the beach
Dead whale in the middle of the beach
Dead whale in the middle of the beach
And it's stinkin' to high heaven 𝅘𝅥𝅮

[rintinglen]

Key quote: "The whale was left to decompose because of its benefit to the environment."

Nothing like a multi-ton pile of rotting lesh to improe the environment.

[rintinglen]

Nothing like a multi-ton pile of rotting flesh to improve the environment

[Florida Man]

It's all organic, Man.

[the ghost of Frederic Chopin]

That's why old composers never die.

[Pullet Surprise]

Did they check to see if Jonah or Pinocchio was in the whale's belly first? Fredric Chopin is not dead? Then who wrote "Dead Whales in the Sunset"?

[Mad Hatter]

^5 @MOTW

[Jeff from Pittsburgh]

Gonna be a lot more maggots than were on the Delta flight.

[james freeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34