THE WORST KIND

Pizza Hut location goes viral after closing for ‘unforeseen circumcisions’

(Thanks to Ralph, Buck Nekkid and Mezrap, who says "Hey! That doesn’t look like pepperoni on my pie!")

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Another entry in your Canada Descends into Anarchy file?

[Jim]

Whether or not this involved auto-correct, I think we can all feel so much better about our own occasional typos.

[Dang Lin-Wang]

The supply chain shortage for pepperoni is getting severe.

Come to think of it, the Pizza Hut delivery guy has been acting cocky recently. Given the 'unforeseen circumcisions', he must be getting extra tips.

[Mike Smith]

Probably best to stick with a plain cheese pizza and skip the other toppings.

[Lucky Jack]

Circumcisions have come a long way from Abraham.

[Clankie]

Spell check strikes again.

[Rod]

So that's how they get those little pepperonis from the big ones.

[Abe]

Generous tips are appreciated.

[ask any rabbi]

Still easier than peeling the pepperoni AFTER the pizza is cooked.

[Hamm N. Pynapple]

This is why you should never consider calamari to be a kosher pizza topping.

[man tom]

Unforeseen circumcisions, you may have heard it here first.

[Florida Man]

Did they mean to say "unforeskinned circumstances"?