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February 07, 2024

THE TSA HAS A FEW QUESTIONS

1,000-pound bomb uncovered at Florida airport prompts half-mile evacuation, cops say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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They're always in the last place you look.

The good news is that it wasn't 1,000 pounds of pistachios.

The Coyote's Acme truck with the weathered still visible insignia 'Explosives' was found blown to smithereens in a nearby giant hole some 50 feet deep. A path leading away rom the wreckage in the direction of the main highway was described as, 'Roadrunner-burn like."

Send this bomb to Was... uh, never mind.

Better not overshoot the runway.

This is what happens when everything isn't in quart-sized clear baggies.

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