SOUNDS LEGIT

A self-proclaimed “time traveller” claims to have returned from the year 2671 to warn of us of pending disasters including one this weekend.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[JG]

Did he bring a sports almanac?

[man tom]

He's certainly making a name for himself as a idiot.

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Sounds legit.

Except...of all the years to choose from, would you really want to be stuck in 2024?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

"....many large cities are in ruins, including San Francisco"

Too late!

[man tom]

To hell with his present day tik tok viewers, the idiots. No mention if the 'in the future' Mosquitos are as popular as ever.

[Money Bags]

A truly useful time traveler would come back with stock market tips.

[MOTW]

A level 6 tornado "will hit Houston in Texas" .. thanks for reminding us where Houston is, pal.

Eno Alaric -->
El ocarina
Canola ire
Ocean liar
Alien orca

[the ghost of Jimmy the Greek]

How much did he make betting on the KC Chiefs?

[man tom]

MOTW - Do something with this. Like you have nothing to do.

Ginger Grant.

Ginger is 90 years old. That's nine zero.

The only thing I can come up with is:

Pannathat Thongsu.

I'll get you started on this one:

Us Thong

That Pan Na

I took his x-rays earlier today and can't get his name out of mind. Also, monkeys. Got to look out for those gangs of monkeys.

[Jeff Meyerson]

If you can't trust the Mirror, who can you trust?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

MOTW - haha.... I looked at the anagrams too, just in case.

[Mad Hatter]

I saw Alien Orca open for Hootie & The Blowfish.

[Ralph]

"April 2: A 9.8 magnitude earthquake, called Big John, occurs on the San Andreas fault. Soon after this, a 750ft high tsunami hits the California coastline, many large cities are in ruins, including San Francisco."

Some Google research reveals that fault system cannot hold enough energy for a 9.8, and the nearby seabed is not deep enough to create a tsunami that high.

Mr. Time Traveler flunks physics.

[apfstg]

Hey, what happened to global warming?

[wanderer2575]

You never hear about psychics winning the lottery for the same reason you never see faith healers in hospitals.

[Elaine Benes]

You don't see faith healers in hospitals because they never get sick or because they can't get health insurance? Also a psychic who predicts you won't win the lottery is not gonna be that popular, even when they're right.

[Rod]

He doesn't seem to know the difference between a tornado and a hurricane. There's no such thing as an F6 tornado; that's the wrong storm scale. Plus, hurricanes top out at F5. And for that strong a hurricane to hit, it would need to be forming or already formed today, which it's not.

[Rod]

But...a true tornado story from Houston. It was New Year's Eve day of 1979 or 1980. A tornado touched down next to the Gulf Freeway and destroyed a massage parlor (Houston is the massage parlor capital of the world). But just to show nature is an equal-opportunity destroyer, it picked up, went over the freeway, leaving motorists alone, and touched down on the other side of the freeway, destroying a church.

[Dr. Emmett Brown]

In his defense, his time machine is not only running a fortnight slow, but it's still set on DST.

[It's about Time, It's about Space...]

The next meeting on Time Travel will be held last Tuesday.