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February 11, 2024
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It wasn't me!
Posted by: Aquarium Janitor | February 11, 2024 at 08:46 AM
Payback is a bitch.
Posted by: the ghost of Steve Irwin | February 11, 2024 at 09:07 AM
Boo - the writer of that article made it sound like Charlotte was asking for it when the sharks were there.
Posted by: MOTW | February 11, 2024 at 09:15 AM
It's just another f'n miracle.
Posted by: Church of the Stingray | February 11, 2024 at 09:27 AM
Happens all the time to young teenage girls. An immaculate deception. Plus there is a whole list of patent excuses out there, starting with, "It's only a cold sore."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 11, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Call Maury!
Posted by: Al Barkafski | February 11, 2024 at 02:12 PM
New definition of shallow dating pool?
Posted by: Laura | February 13, 2024 at 09:56 AM