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Captain's announcement: "Oh! You wanted to stay ON the plane. My bad .."
Posted by: MOTW | February 07, 2024 at 08:25 AM
The horse in the cargo hold probably pulled the bell cord for the next stop.
Posted by: kwerty | February 07, 2024 at 08:30 AM
That first step from 30,000 feet is a doozy!
Posted by: Captain Clarence Oveur | February 07, 2024 at 08:43 AM
Can you help me find my carry-on bag I lost when sliding out?
Posted by: D. B. Cooper | February 07, 2024 at 08:53 AM
"This is beyond a rookie error"
Hard to argue with that. You have to wonder how long the pilot's been with the airline, and how long he's going to be there.
Posted by: ed in texas | February 07, 2024 at 09:37 AM
I always wondered what that toggle switch did!
Posted by: Cpt. Roger Ovuer | February 07, 2024 at 10:40 AM
No, no, press that other button over there!
Posted by: The Captain | February 07, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Posted by: blog janitor | February 07, 2024 at 11:15 AM
When the flight attendants say "armed and cross-checked" they are talking about the slide.
Lesson #1 on opening the door of a BAE Airbus (or Boeing, etc.) from the inside is how to disarm it. You move a lever from red to green — it's not complicated.
Posted by: Ralph | February 07, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Ralph -- is it Red for Ready or Green for Go?
If the plane was going to Romania, the slide might be part of a vampire defense system
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 07, 2024 at 11:44 AM
At least in a Boeing plane, the slide worked.
Posted by: Steverino | February 07, 2024 at 01:36 PM