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Dear Dr Rachel Buckle-Rashid,
Throw the beans out the window and the next day, see if a beanstalk has grown. If so, climb it and you'll find Giant Food (and giant pretty much everything else).
Yours,
Jack
Posted by: MOTW | February 07, 2024 at 08:30 AM
It's so hard to know which generic or store brands you can actually trust to not have snake heads.
Posted by: Barbie | February 07, 2024 at 08:31 AM
I love chopped snake heads & beans!
Posted by: The Green Giant | February 07, 2024 at 09:00 AM
What I like is the article goes on to talk to experts about whether it's safe to eat the snake head, if it's venomous, etc.
Do you people own a garbage can?
Posted by: ed in texas | February 07, 2024 at 09:43 AM
Informative article. I always check my frozen food for armadillos, but now I will add snakes to my list.
Posted by: LeDud | February 07, 2024 at 10:05 AM
"Italics Ed" strikes again!
Posted by: blog janitor | February 07, 2024 at 10:17 AM
In Australia that's known as a promotional gimmick. "Free snake head in EVERY bag (LIMITED TIME ONLY)"
Posted by: Florida Man | February 07, 2024 at 10:32 AM
That's a Pickerel Frog head or something similar, not a snake.
The pediatrician just flunked non-human anatomy.
Posted by: Ralph | February 07, 2024 at 11:16 AM
This is never an item in the "Chopped" food baskets.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 07, 2024 at 12:14 PM