MEAT PREPARATION PRODUCT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Unfortunately, this blog's strict ban on juvenile humor prohibits us from presenting the Meat Preparation Product of the Week So Far.
(Thanks to Andrew Simmons)
Update: For the same reason, we also cannot link to this item.
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
On the plus side, it's not a fart joke.
Posted by: Chariklo | February 12, 2024 at 10:10 AM
"Amanda Sickafoose" also falls under the blog's juvenile humor ban.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 12, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Sorry, sir, but it looks like your meat needs more preparation, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Takes me back to the picture I have in my mind when I learned Simone Lipschitz was present and sitting in a desk near the front of my 7th grade English class.
Posted by: man tom | February 12, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Makes sense that rubbing "Soft Coq" works best on chicken, unless it's already choked.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 12, 2024 at 01:26 PM
Also, if you notice a Centaur circling Uranus RUN.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 12, 2024 at 01:28 PM
Some people recommend putting a snake in your toilet bowl if you suffer from rings around Uranus.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | February 12, 2024 at 02:09 PM