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February 07, 2024

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE STARTING TO FEEL THAT THINGS WERE UNDER CONTROL

Pistachios can spontaneously combust.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Just to be safe, keep your pistachios hammocked in these.

Ball hammock opened for Luther Vandross. Not Gladys Knight as originally given credit.

Now Tesla will have to send owners an advisory to check in their frunks for bags of pistachios in lieu of a recall?

At least the nuts can spontaniously combust and not the eaters.

"Everyone's favorite shelled nut" What the hey?

The whole thing is just nuts.

Spontaneous Pistachios opened for the Raspberries

Geez Louise!

I thought we were getting over Covid-19 hysteria and now I've got to worry about my nuts exploding.

I call BS. I've snacked on pistachios before eating some mighty hot Mexican food, and that didn't make me blow up.

*Looks suspiciously at my lunchbox.*

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