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February 09, 2024

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Florida sheriff's deputies corral wayward kangaroo near pool at apartment complex

(Thanks to Rick Day and Mezrap)

We saw them open for Manfred Mann.

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Are they sure it wasn't a 6ft tall rabbit?

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's a kangaroo at the pool."

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wayward."

"You have a wayward kangaroo at the pool?"

"Yes."

"Does He have any weapons or appear to be on drugs or show any signs of unruly or headstrong behavior?"

"He does act a little headstrong."

"Do not approach him, OK?"

"Sure, I've been to Australia and know all about the poisonous snakes that hang around the kangaroos."

"Right, I'll dispatch a unit and remind them to have the anti-venom ready just in case."

"Thank you, I hope they get here soon, the thing just took a dump over by the barbeque pit."

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's a kangaroo at the pool."

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wayward."

"You have a wayward kangaroo at the pool?"

"Yes."

"Does He have any weapons or appear to be on drugs or show any signs of unruly or headstrong behavior?"

"He does act a little headstrong."

"Do not approach him, OK?"

"Sure, I've been to Australia and know all about the poisonous snakes that hang around the kangaroos."

"Right, I'll dispatch a unit and remind them to have the anti-venom ready just in case."

"Thank you, I hope they get here soon, the thing just took a dump over by the barbeque pit."

Why did this not take place in Australia?

In what year were kangaroos discovered?

A leap year.

Wayward is defined as difficult to control or predict because of unusual or perverse behavior, so was he experimenting with viagra?

I saw them open for Little River Band and Men at Work.

The auditorium was evacuated halfway through when it was overrun by snakes.

As it was a registered kangaroo I assume the police searched its pouch for some photo id.

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