IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Florida sheriff's deputies corral wayward kangaroo near pool at apartment complex

(Thanks to Rick Day and Mezrap)

We saw them open for Manfred Mann.

Comments

[Harvey]

Are they sure it wasn't a 6ft tall rabbit?

[man tom]

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's a kangaroo at the pool."

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wayward."

"You have a wayward kangaroo at the pool?"

"Yes."

"Does He have any weapons or appear to be on drugs or show any signs of unruly or headstrong behavior?"

"He does act a little headstrong."

"Do not approach him, OK?"

"Sure, I've been to Australia and know all about the poisonous snakes that hang around the kangaroos."

"Right, I'll dispatch a unit and remind them to have the anti-venom ready just in case."

"Thank you, I hope they get here soon, the thing just took a dump over by the barbeque pit."

[man tom]

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's a kangaroo at the pool."

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wayward."

"You have a wayward kangaroo at the pool?"

"Yes."

"Does He have any weapons or appear to be on drugs or show any signs of unruly or headstrong behavior?"

"He does act a little headstrong."

"Do not approach him, OK?"

"Sure, I've been to Australia and know all about the poisonous snakes that hang around the kangaroos."

"Right, I'll dispatch a unit and remind them to have the anti-venom ready just in case."

"Thank you, I hope they get here soon, the thing just took a dump over by the barbeque pit."

[Guin]

Why did this not take place in Australia?

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

In what year were kangaroos discovered?

A leap year.

[Wallaby Wallaroo]

Wayward is defined as difficult to control or predict because of unusual or perverse behavior, so was he experimenting with viagra?

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw them open for Little River Band and Men at Work.

The auditorium was evacuated halfway through when it was overrun by snakes.

[MrX]

As it was a registered kangaroo I assume the police searched its pouch for some photo id.