IT HAS 37 DISTINCT WORDS FOR 'TRAFFIC'

New dialect known as ‘Miami English’ appearing in Florida, linguists say

(Thanks to Mezrap)

Comments

[MOTW]

“I made the line to pay for groceries.”

Why do some of these translations remind me of Dave's Book of Bad Songs?

[man tom]

“Marco and I went to a bar and he invited me a beer.”

This is an inference, Miami English, "I later learned Marco did not have a penis."

[Allota Fagina]

Say what???

[Florida Man]

"We got down from the truck" is easily explained when you see all the lift kits, but "we got down in the car" is something else entirely.

[man tom]

New dialect known as, Southern CA Sandwich, was brought to us by a patient this morning.

*These are excellent, Asian sub sandwich, comes with cilantro, pickle and Jalapeno. Also a pre sealed pack of carrot sticks.

Taylor Swift, whomever she is, eat your heart out.

[man tom]

Many of you are probably wondering who the guy is in the previous sandwich picture. He a security guard who looks over our front office (current pic). He carries weapons of mass destruction. Portable.

[Pullet Surprise]

Those sure are some cunning linguists.

[Ralph]

“I made the line to pay for groceries.”

As opposed to NYC, where it would be "I got on line..."

Not in line.

Major cities have trouble with linear thinking.

[wanderer2575]

Soon to be a sequel TV series starring Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.

[Mein Mannschaft]

Acht-tongue... The Germans are overrunning Miami!

[Sunny Isles Beach Russian]

SoBe it.

[Lucky Jack]

Looks like everyone in Miami is going Delulu.