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I like the idea of having a rocket launching device in my vehicle, but I'm pretty sure my HOA would object
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 23, 2024 at 08:45 AM
-> The driver was charged with possession of crack cocaine and possession/control of an incendiary device.
Well, which is it, poss or con? Impending charges include/implicate problematic substance use, managerial problems.
Possibly/could be against the strict policy, etc.
Posted by: man tom | February 23, 2024 at 09:22 AM
Is there a problem, officer?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 23, 2024 at 09:38 AM
How on earth can you possibly deliver a payload of cocaine WITHOUT a rocket launcher?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 23, 2024 at 09:52 AM
I've often wished for a rocket launcher in my car when some idiot driving 10 mph below the speed limit pulls out in front of me.
Posted by: LoudLight | February 23, 2024 at 09:53 AM
In his later years, things didn't go that well for James Bond.
Posted by: Goldfinger | February 23, 2024 at 10:08 AM
They could have turned the launcher over to me. I'd certainly know what to do with it.
Posted by: Rod | February 23, 2024 at 11:07 AM