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Their dreams of creating a slush fund have been frozen.
Posted by: cfjk | February 08, 2024 at 06:49 AM
That's cold.
Posted by: Ice-T | February 08, 2024 at 08:35 AM
The bags of water were returned to the Family Dollar store.
Posted by: ed in texas | February 08, 2024 at 09:52 AM
They were stolen to repair the frozen lake racetrack.
Posted by: sco77 | February 08, 2024 at 11:04 AM
They're gonna need a lot more vodka.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 08, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Sound like an event played out by some of the 3-D printed neural tissue that was acting like a human brain. Just think all experiments will not produce geniuses. Somebody will have to do the work of these people someday.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 08, 2024 at 01:42 PM
The thieves were taking the ice to support the not-so-frozen lake that was hosting the car race.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 08, 2024 at 01:43 PM
They have to hold them for evidence.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 08, 2024 at 03:49 PM
Ice see.
Posted by: Steverino | February 08, 2024 at 09:29 PM
Cold, hardened criminal types--they're the worst.
Posted by: rintinglen | February 10, 2024 at 12:12 PM