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February 22, 2024

HARD PASS

Pork flavored coffee is Starbucks’ newest China pitch

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Well, it's the Year-of-the-Dragon, so why wouldn't you want a drink that leaves you with a case of dragon-breath to match.

That's just so wrong.

I don't suppose there's any chance that someday Starbucks might offer a coffee-flavored coffee.

What! Starbucks? Coffee flavored coffee? Iconoclast! Infidel! Don't you know if it tastes good and isn't crazy expensive it must come from 7-11?

Would it be worse if it tasted like pulled pork?

Sweet & sour pork no doubt (emphasis on the sweet) if we're talking Starbucks here.

I know everything is better with bacon...but coffee?

Yuck.

Keep in mind, pork is not a verb.

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