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February 07, 2024

CSI: HERTFORDSHIRE

Hertfordshire policeman demoted for selling his trousers

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid and MrX)

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How much could she get and would she be demoted if Taylor Swift sold her impending Super Bowl ring on Ebay?

As far as the officer who sold his pants, as François Mitterrand suggested at the press conference the other day, the guillotine is too good for him.

On the plus side, there was no mention of any policman's balls.

After his trouser court hearing, all he had left were legal briefs.

He's gonna need a tailor... swift.

The other part of the story was that the cop was caught telling lies when his trousers caught fire. So he ditched them for being a rat.

Selling your trousers isn't a crime.
Selling what's in them is.

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