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February 07, 2024

CLEARLY A NATION EXHAUSTED FROM BEING IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HIGH ALERTNESS

France's reputation as a nation of lovers in disrepute as research suggests one in four adults in the country have had no sexual encounters in the past year

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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Even Americans are abstaining (emphasis on staining with this guy and a blue dress)...

It is said that Spanish tomatoes grown for export contain high levels of saltpeter.

François Mitterrand, although dead since 1996, immediately surrendered stating on behalf of the often seen surrendering nation, "the country's no sex reputation has caused me irreputable damage as a dead President unexpectedly brought back to life recently through a highly publicized press conference." "I would also like to posthumously say, "Duh."

France insistss the numbers are much better when Spanish tourists & tomato pickers are excluded.

This has to be the epitome of French surrendering.

Bony is probably turning over in his tomb.

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