AUSTRALIA SAYS 'HOLD MY BEER'

Snake discovery as explorers identify new species of anaconda that's the 'biggest of all'

(Thanks to Ron T)

Comments

[ThatGuy]

Wouldn't that be, "Hold my Foster's?"

[the ghost of Jack Benny]

Oh, JUDI!

[Nessie]

Is there an armonica playing in the background 'cuz my vision has gone from blurry to seeing double.

[Rod]

Since Will Smith was involved, I'll assume Chris Rock wants to acquire one of these.

[LeDud]

Yeah, but would this beast take on a big King Cobra? (snake not the driver) I saw a video of a big python putting the squeeze on a King Cobra but after several minutes, the python went limp having been bit and the Cobra slithered away.....

[Nessie]

We even have them in Loch Ness, but because of the very cold water they shrink quite a bit and thus are a lot smaller.

[man tom]

Didn't The Green Anaconda choke out Nature Boy Rick Flare for the WWF title a while back?

[Man Who Swims in Dress Shirt]

It is said the largest species extend in length across both geographic ranges in South America. The Australian variety can have its head in New Guinea and its tail in Queensland. They are very shy and rarely seen.