AS SO OFTEN HAPPENS
He got a box of penises in the mail, but not the ones he's looking for
(Thanks to Ralph)
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February 20, 2024
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Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | February 20, 2024 at 10:20 AM
It's a Jedi mind trick: "These are not the penises you're looking for."
Posted by: Steve B | February 20, 2024 at 10:37 AM
So pretty much Whitman's Sampler of Valentine's Day chocolate penises?
Posted by: I bet you can't eat just one | February 20, 2024 at 10:48 AM
So a different one for every day of the week" How festive!
Posted by: Frank Costanza | February 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
When spellcheck messes up your pencil order.
Posted by: Clankie | February 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
What's wong with this picture?
Posted by: man tom | February 20, 2024 at 01:43 PM
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Ive got a lovely box of penises,
There they are all standing in a row!
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said!!
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Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | February 20, 2024 at 03:06 PM
"CLAY PENIS" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Florida Man | February 20, 2024 at 03:24 PM
I always thought it was penis 'envy' - but article says it's penis 'amnesty'? Apenisty?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 20, 2024 at 03:57 PM
Never let Siri order your art supplies.
Posted by: cfjk | February 20, 2024 at 07:37 PM
Also known as a ‘ faker’s dozen…
Posted by: apfstg | February 21, 2024 at 10:44 AM