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February 20, 2024


He got a box of penises in the mail, but not the ones he's looking for

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Careful what you wish for.

It's a Jedi mind trick: "These are not the penises you're looking for."

So pretty much Whitman's Sampler of Valentine's Day chocolate penises?

So a different one for every day of the week" How festive!

When spellcheck messes up your pencil order.

What's wong with this picture?

Ive got a lovely box of penises,
There they are all standing in a row!
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said!!


I always thought it was penis 'envy' - but article says it's penis 'amnesty'? Apenisty?

Never let Siri order your art supplies.

Also known as a ‘ faker’s dozen…

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