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February 15, 2024

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Man sentenced after trying to smuggle snakes in his pants from Montreal to N.Y.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Sometimes the crime is its' own punishment.

By law you're only allowed one trouser snake.

No, Mr. Customs Man, I just happen to have an extra long reproductive appendage.

"Well, snakes alive, I declare!" he proclaimed in an obviously fake French-Canadian accent.

Looks like you're really, really, glad to see me.

Burmese Pythons are illegal pets in NY, but legal in many other states, and readily available on the internet. He should have settled for small Boa Constrictors, which are legal in NY, although importing them requires permits.

In his defense, he'd gotten bad directions and thought he was on his way to Wrigley Field.

"I have HAD it with these mother---ing snakes on this mother---ing plane!

Raise your hand if you've traveled with snakes in your pants......Ahhh I thought so !

Is Snakes on a Bus the sequel?

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