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Elope and you won't have to worry about this kind of thing, or anything else associated with the wedding.
Posted by: the ghost of Mike Leach | February 06, 2024 at 03:47 PM
On the plus side, "wait, let me think", is what was going through everybody's head.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | February 06, 2024 at 03:56 PM
Raccoons can be very distracting.
Posted by: Ralph | February 06, 2024 at 04:38 PM
The TikTok video has more than 23 million views as of Thursday afternoon.
By comparison an asteroid the size of 23 million of these will sail by Earth this week blotting out the sun over China. Expectations are the 1.412 billion U.S land owners, also 4 racoons, residing there will all decompose.
Posted by: man tom | February 06, 2024 at 04:39 PM
At least it didn't lead to having to burn a second forest for a gender reveal stunt.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 07, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Same thing would probably happen to me
Posted by: SocialyWalkward | February 07, 2024 at 11:25 AM
You have it wrong. THe squirrels work for the raccoons.
Posted by: Steverino | February 07, 2024 at 01:47 PM