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Alligator attacks 2 people in a golf cart in southern Florida
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Exactly what golf needs.
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Alligator attacks 2 people in a golf cart in southern Florida
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Exactly what golf needs.
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How the alligator got into the golf cart we may never know.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 28, 2024 at 10:07 AM
This also would improve baseball.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 28, 2024 at 10:13 AM
So now the alligator qualifies for a Florida driver's license?
Posted by: a Villager | February 28, 2024 at 10:15 AM
I can help you with your handicap.
Posted by: Alligator | February 28, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Just because it's an alligator, a scene which should have never been cut from Cujo.
Posted by: man tom | February 28, 2024 at 10:31 AM
As it happened in Ave Maria, Florida, the alligator is probably a Lutheran.
Posted by: kwerty | February 28, 2024 at 10:56 AM
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!
Posted by: The gator | February 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Call in the swamp men and make some luggage.
Posted by: LeDud | February 28, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Next time, everybody should just let the alligator play through
Posted by: JG | February 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Probably just somebody's pet that was raised with dogs.
Posted by: the mailman | February 28, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Papa needs a brand new belt. And shoes. Mama needs a new bag. Imagine having an alligator golf bag.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 28, 2024 at 12:06 PM
@Lucky Jack They climb in. I have seen them do it. I have never seen them drive one, but nothing would suprise me about Florida.
Posted by: Steverino | February 28, 2024 at 12:39 PM
This is nothing new. EVERY golf course in Florida has a resident alligator. I recall one year in the invitational golf match on Key Biscayne, there were big signs posted not to let your dog run loose. Some entitled golfer did let their dog run loose, and a resident gator got it.
Posted by: Steverino | February 28, 2024 at 12:43 PM
@Pullet Surprise I certainly wouldn't want to have an alligator golf bag, given that most golf courses in Florida have resident alligators. That's like wrapping a target around yourself in front of a bunch of hunters and saying "shoot me". You might be carrying your clubs in their cousin.
Posted by: Steverino | February 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
On the plus side, they eat the gophers.
Posted by: Carl Spackler | February 28, 2024 at 03:38 PM
Good try, buddy.
Alligators need food trucks too!
Posted by: Chef | February 29, 2024 at 07:59 PM