Dave Barry's Blog

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE

Highly venomous snake found among hanging clothes in child's closet

(Thanks to John Lobert)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL DRIVE

A Canadian tourist is lucky to be alive after he apparently took a wrong turn on a remote road in Hawaii and drove his rental car off a 60-foot cliff, before falling out of the vehicle and getting washed out to sea, authorities said.

(Thanks to B&C and Barry Nester, who says "But the GPS said...")

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS WASN'T INTENTIONAL ON THE PART OF THE CAT?

The 59-year-old U.K. musician stumbled over his hairless sphinx cat and fell down 14 stairs, leaving him with “car crash” like injuries

(Thanks to B&C)

OTHER THAN THAT, A FOOLPROOF PLAN

Man robbed bank that shares building with police department: Police

(Thanks to Jerry Whittle)

THEY WERE INCOMPATIBLE WITH UNDERWEAR

Humans lost their tails during evolution — and NYU scientists think they’ve figured out why

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Ralph, who says "Because we'd hold our phones with them?")

IT WAS A CONSENTING WHALE

Brazil’s former President Jair Bolsonaro denies harassing whale

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT WAS ETC. AFTER ETC.

15-foot great white shark washes up on Florida beach

(Thanks to EricY, who says "The Oregon DOT has not been alerted.")