Dave Barry's Blog

CANADA: NIGHTMARE, OR HELLHOLE?

Canadians will soon have to adjust their clocks an hour ahead as we draw closer to the start of spring.

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

IT WOULD LAST *MAYBE* 30 SECONDS ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Swiss company Micro — maker of the happy little Microlino electric bubble car — just unveiled a production version of its Microlino Lite at the Geneva Motor Show.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

'DUVANDER SAID SHE ALWAYS KNEW SHE HAD A LARGE TONGUE'

Oregon woman's tongue measures 5.21 inches in circumference

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT; WE JUST WANT YOU TO SEE THE HEADLINE

Drag queen helps kangaroo researcher win Dance Your PhD contest

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

A mundane street pole in Toronto is getting attention as a community of artists builds a tower of LEGO – five feet and counting – around it.

(Thanks to The Perts)

AND IN SPORTS

Alligator attacks 2 people in a golf cart in southern Florida

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Exactly what golf needs.

'THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE EVER GOING TO USE IN THE REAL WORLD'

Musician plays through 81 amps at the same time for world record

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT RIDES A HARLEY

Tiny fish can make noises louder than an elephant, says new study

(Thanks to GJ)

THIS BLOG STANDS WITH FRANCE

France issues ban on using terms like steak and ham for plant protein products

(Thanks to The Perts)