Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

A mother has had her $820,000 insurance claim dismissed by a court in Ireland after a picture emerged of her winning a contest to see who could toss a tree the farthest.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and MOTW)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello There,
Hope you are having a great day at work.

LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY?

Your search is over.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

You can now play Doom on your lawnmower.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEN IT PEED ON THE RESEARCHERS' SHOES

Researchers taught a robot dog to open a door with its leg

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

OH SHUT UP

Is Toilet Paper Bad For The Climate?

(Thanks to Ron T)