YOU DON'T WANT TO GO GOME EMPTY-HANDED
Man steals truck full of sports cars ‘to get home’ after prison release, officials say
(Thanks to Bill Carver, who says "In that case, sir...")
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February 16, 2024
NOT WITH THIS BLOG
Chocolate chip ice cream, once a year-round staple, has fallen out of favor.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who asks "Is it any wonder we're no longer the country we used to be?")
THIS ALSO WORKS ON OTHER SPECIES
Japanese women lift skirts, flash ocean to attract lots of fish at annual ceremony
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
'CHANGING TIDE' IS A EUPHEMISM FOR 'A BAND OF SQUIRRELS'
COLOMBIAN NAVAL UPDATE
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE CHAOS THAT IS CANADA COULD NOT GET ANY MORE CHAOTIC...
(Thanks to The Perts)
BUT WERE THEY GOBSMACKED?
Scientists aghast at bizarre AI rat with huge genitals in peer-reviewed article
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, Barry Nester, Ron T and Gordon, who says "At least it's not a squirrel.")
WHO DOESN'T?
Why Scottish people love to ‘hurkle-durkle’
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
SIX OF ONE
U.P. park rangers find sleeping black bear while looking for invasive bugs
(Thanks to Geoff Scott, who says "Need a bigger flyswatter.")
THE INCREASINGLY BLURRY LINE BETWEEN CELEBRITY FASHION AND MENTAL ILLNESS...
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
For the first time, 2 students receive college athletic scholarships for Cornhole
(Thanks to Steve Lodholz)
AND IN SPORTS
Danish man sticks 68 matches up his nose for world record
(Thanks to Ralph, John Lobert and MOTW, who says "Got a light?")