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IMAGINE WHAT YOU'D GET FROM THE KIDNEY FAIRY

Tooth Fairy Inflation Is Real: It’s Leaving $100 Bills and Louis Vuitton Bracelets

(Thanks to Ron T)

R.I.P.

Man credited with inventing the Pop Tart dies at 96

(Thanks to Rick Day and Not My Usual Alias, who says: "Can we have a memorial flame for him? I have a sketchy toaster than I can donate to the cause.")

BUT THEIR ELDERS ARE ALLOWED TO BELT THEM

Juvenile great apes love to tease and annoy their elders, study finds

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

IT IS A LEGALLY REGISTERED VEHICLE IN FLORIDA

Dead cow with attached towing notice removed from I-675

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

NERDS IN LOVE

Dr. Arboll, in turn, had been looking for a partner that shared his interest in Assyriology, the study of Mesopotamian languages and the sources written in them. “Not many people know what an Assyriologist actually does,” he told her.

(Thanks to Mezrap)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Why you should put sex on the calendar for Valentine’s Day

(Thanks to Ron T)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Don't kiss your cat.

(Thanks to B&C)