Dave Barry's Blog

NOW WITH ADDED MINERALS

USDA warns Trader Joe's chicken pilaf may contain rocks

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

‘Shut the Hell Up!’ Top Golfers Lash Out at Fans as Notoriously Rowdy Tournament Goes Totally Off the Rails

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SOUTH DAKOTA NIGHTLIFE UPDATE

In what’s become an annual winter tradition, hundreds of people carrying torches set fire to a giant wooden beetle effigy in Custer, South Dakota, to raise awareness of the destructive impact of the mountain pine beetle on forest land in the Black Hills.

(Thanks to The Perts)

PULLED FROM THE WHAT?

An invasive alligator snapping turtle has been pulled from a Cumbrian tarn.

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "What in tarn-ation?")

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Viral Video Of "Best Toilet Gadget" Goes Viral, Internet Reacts

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS DOWN UNDER

Tourist fights off feisty kangaroo in Australia

(Thanks to Mezrap)

SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SNEAKING OUT

Aquarium baffled after stingray mysteriously gets pregnant despite there not being any males in their tanks

(Thanks to Mezrap)