Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS ONLY GUYS WOULD EVER CONCEIVE OF OR PARTICIPATE IN

Presenting: Waxball!

(Thanks o\to Marta Zlotnick)

SO BASICALLY SPRING BREAK

Army of sex-crazed macaques terrorise city – but annual monkey buffet could be to blame

(Thanks to Annette)

FRANCE ON MAXIMUM ALERT

Aggressive behaviour, including slamming fists on tables and continual interruptions, has prompted a call for the Church of England to prevent local church meetings from becoming “psychologically unsafe environments”.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

THOSE ARE CONSENTING WATERMELONS

Bizarre reason farmer uses sexy lingerie on their watermelons despite online ridicule

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES

Man who built Eiffel Tower with 700K matchsticks is awarded world record after all

(Thanks to B&C)

'IT BEGAN PEELING OFF MID-FLIGHT'

A UK passenger grew alarmed after noticing pieces of tape on the exterior of a Boeing 787 during a flight to India, as seen in shocking photos.

(Thanks to EricY)

THEREBY QUALIFYING TO VOTE AND DRIVE IN FLORIDA

This pristine Canadian river has legal personhood

(Thanks to The Perts)

DOGS LISTEN MORE

Dog owners declare love for pooches more often than partners

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)