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AND IN REALLY STUPID SPORTS

FROZEN LAKE CAR RACE PROVES TO NOT BE THAT FROZEN AFTER ALL

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CSI: HERTFORDSHIRE

Hertfordshire policeman demoted for selling his trousers

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid and MrX)

THE TSA HAS A FEW QUESTIONS

1,000-pound bomb uncovered at Florida airport prompts half-mile evacuation, cops say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE STARTING TO FEEL THAT THINGS WERE UNDER CONTROL

Pistachios can spontaneously combust.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IT WAS A CONSENTING FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Morganton man arrested for ‘molesting a fire extinguisher’

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

SIT, DUDE

Curing Animals With Cannabis

(Thanks to Mezrap)

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OOPS

Bungling British Airways pilot wrongly activates emergency slide seconds before take-off in £50,000 blunder

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CLEARLY A NATION EXHAUSTED FROM BEING IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HIGH ALERTNESS

France's reputation as a nation of lovers in disrepute as research suggests one in four adults in the country have had no sexual encounters in the past year

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Doctor discovers SEVERED 'SNAKE' HEAD in her bag of Giant Food frozen beans

(Thanks to Frank)