Dave Barry's Blog

O THE HUMANITY, DUDE

New York cannabis farmers may have to throw away 250,000 pounds of product due to retail-store bottleneck

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

A woman was left gobsmacked after being offered her grandma's breast implants after she was cremated

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND WE KNOW WHO THE RACCOONS WORK FOR

A marriage proposal in South Carolina didn’t get recorded as planned because the friend in charge got distracted by a raccoon.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALERT LEVEL: HIGHEST

Spain fumes over French 'inedible tomatoes' comments as 'tomato war' rages on

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW BEARS ON CRACK OPEN FOR THE ANIMALS

A Florida lawmaker seeking looser regulations on the killing of wildlife has claimed that black bears high on crack are breaking into people’s homes and “tearing them apart”.

(Thanks to Ralph)

TOO FAST FOR THE REMAINDERS

Organ playing 639-year-long piece changes chord

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "as exciting as house music.")

IT CAN NO LONGER STAND THE SMELL

NYPD ditches its $12,500 Times Square subway police robot after only four months

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SO MUCH FOR THE BILL OF RIGHTS

NYSDEC issues warning after man paints squirrels

(Thanks to Deb in Rochester, Barry Nester and vee)

FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

We're fourth?

This is more like it: Florida is No. 1 in the US for shark bites

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

HE IS WELCOME ON THE VIRTUAL ROADS OF FLORIDA

Tesla driver pulled over after wearing new Apple vision glasses on highway

(Thanks to Michael Parry)