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February 04, 2024

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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say

(Thanks to MOTW)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Conservation volunteers traveled to the Keys expecting to clean up trash. They found cocaine

(Thanks to Miss Sophie Barry)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Unclaimed emu gets new sanctuary home in Washington

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALONG WITH A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Veterinarians remove gear shift knob from snake's stomach

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "How is he supposed to change gears?")

THIS WOULD BE A VERY BAD IDEA IN FLORIDA

Should more British homes be built using straw?

(Thanks to Steve Bradford and Barry Nester, who says "Wait 'til the Big Bad Wolf sees this.")

NOW YOU KNOW

Why Gorillas Have Tiny Testicles, and So Do Humans

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS

People are nuts about this giant Alberta squirrel

(Thanks to The Perts)

BOLO

Japan’s “Killing Stone”, Said To Contain A Chaotic Demon for 1,000 Years, Splits In Half

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who says "Uh-oh.")

As opposed to an orderly demon.

WE BLAME LUNAR CLIMATE CHANGE

Earth’s moon is shrinking. Here’s what scientists say that could mean

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
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