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January 30, 2024

THIS CHECKS OUT

Ex-US Army man claims two 'blue' aliens said 'there's 135 billion humans out there'

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

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...And they've all been trying to reach me to renew my extended warranty.

Q) How can you tellwhen thealiens are lying? A) They turn "blueish".

The blue ones are addicted to windshield washer fluid and will tell you anything to distract you will they suck on your wiper washer jets.

Uh, humans aren't blue. These guys obviously were Andorians.

They've been reported to be stealing Mardi Gras cakes and gathering near Blue Bayou.

Looks like somebody has overdosed on the silver supplement.

I was unaware delusions of grandeur are accompanied by a blue hue.

Also, while I'm at it, being schizo, can not distinguish between what is real and what is not real, is recognizable by it's deep blue color.

We've seen this before.

... and they went on to say, "and they all taste the same."

I still maintain that Canadians not only taste BETTER but are more tender, with fats that just melt in your mouth.


If properly prepared, humans taste a lot like chicken.

Sounds like the ex army guy got traumatic brain injury.

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