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Posted by: Clankie | January 28, 2024 at 09:48 AM
The woke members of the Manatee Party are quick to mention the womantees attending their convention.
DEI!!!
Posted by: pharmaross | January 28, 2024 at 10:25 AM
To hand out the new Florida driver's licenses, of course.
We've seen a few of them in the Intracoastal down in Delray Beach. No licenses were visible, though.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Barbeque? Invite all your friends.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 28, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Is it "bring another manatee for free" at Sea World this week?
Posted by: cfjk | January 28, 2024 at 11:53 AM
May we request a stringer from Blog HQ to follow the story? Does UPI still pay by the inch?
Posted by: kwerty | January 28, 2024 at 12:12 PM
We're going to picket & protest at the local boat shows this season. Propellers kill! Boat responsibly, bring back oars & paddle wheels!
Posted by: 1,000 manatees | January 28, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I saw Unprecedented Manatees open for the Animals. Helluva show.
Posted by: MOTW | January 28, 2024 at 03:42 PM
Southern Manatee College & Manatee International University are on spring break this week.
Posted by: Sea Cow Rentals & Sports Bar | January 28, 2024 at 06:08 PM
Possibly to protest that lack of manatee-sized asteroids.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 29, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Manatee convention.
Posted by: Steverino | January 29, 2024 at 11:36 AM