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January 28, 2024

OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE ELECTING A LEADER

An unprecedented 1,000 manatees are gathering in Florida this week – but why?

(Thanks to vee)

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Beauty contest, obviously.

The woke members of the Manatee Party are quick to mention the womantees attending their convention.

DEI!!!

To hand out the new Florida driver's licenses, of course.

We've seen a few of them in the Intracoastal down in Delray Beach. No licenses were visible, though.

Barbeque? Invite all your friends.

Is it "bring another manatee for free" at Sea World this week?

May we request a stringer from Blog HQ to follow the story? Does UPI still pay by the inch?

We're going to picket & protest at the local boat shows this season. Propellers kill! Boat responsibly, bring back oars & paddle wheels!

I saw Unprecedented Manatees open for the Animals. Helluva show.

Southern Manatee College & Manatee International University are on spring break this week.

Possibly to protest that lack of manatee-sized asteroids.

Manatee convention.

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