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Well, I am gobsmacked. I have 1 or 2 reasons to use a public restroom and that's not it.
Posted by: MOTW | January 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Let's get the potty started!!!
Posted by: Dixon Butts | January 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "doing the potty dance."
Posted by: LoudLight | January 28, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Yep, taking a smartphone video of a disco ball in a bathroom. That tells me all I need to know about Kentucky nightlife.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Go for the SlimJims, stay for the disco party.
Ken Tucky
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 28, 2024 at 11:41 AM
The name is close enough to Hot Shoppes that I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Posted by: The Ghost of J. Willard Marriott | January 28, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Come to CircleK and party like it's 1999!
Posted by: 1,000 manatees | January 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Your move, Buccee's!
Posted by: the HOP shops | January 28, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Buc-ee's is now installing stripper poles and glass walls in their restrooms.
Buc-ee's is also hiring spotted beavers for $20 per hour + benefits.
Posted by: She works hard for the money. | January 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Florida is working on a button that will turn bathrooms into UFC fights.
Posted by: Mike Smith | January 28, 2024 at 03:10 PM
What's that Stayin' Alive smell?
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Posted by: man tom | January 28, 2024 at 03:26 PM
What’s the line from that classic disco song? "I love the night life, I love to potty …"
Posted by: Doug Ogg | January 28, 2024 at 09:02 PM
“It’s my potty, I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to”
“Well he walked into the potty like he was walking onto a yacht”
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Oh, that’s where ‘potty’ mouth comes from…
Posted by: Apfstg | January 31, 2024 at 08:17 AM