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This must be a wrong whale,,,,
Posted by: JG | January 02, 2024 at 06:59 PM
Did you bring enough dynamite?
Posted by: Ralph | January 02, 2024 at 07:03 PM
Wait...are you in Oregon...?
Posted by: Jeff Brown | January 02, 2024 at 07:11 PM
But that sweater is green, not blue. Are you in an alternate universe?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 02, 2024 at 07:15 PM
Update your hiatus - we see you re-enacting the famous climactic scene from Moby Dick, the movie. "Call me Barry (Manilow)."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 02, 2024 at 07:25 PM
Hey, Dave, swing by Michigan and pick up some nice furniture, something cool for the Bridge at DBBlog Hdqrtrs:
https://news.yahoo.com/watch-recliner-turns-michigan-pothole-183527980.html
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 02, 2024 at 07:43 PM
That looks like the life-sized whale art at Latitude 18 in Tortola British Virgin Islands.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 02, 2024 at 07:59 PM
Dave is about to get his back humped by a humpback whale.
Now we know where the expression, "Thar she blows!" originated.
Posted by: Buck Nekkid | January 02, 2024 at 08:11 PM
Good luck trying to get some ambergris, but you're gonna need a MUCH bigger spoon.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 02, 2024 at 09:00 PM
I hope you're a long way from Oregon DOT.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | January 02, 2024 at 09:07 PM
Is there a Titleist stuck in the blowhole of the great fish?
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Posted by: Marine Biologist George Costanza | January 02, 2024 at 09:17 PM
You're gonna need a bigger dinghy!!!
Posted by: Amity Island Chief Brody | January 02, 2024 at 09:30 PM
You're gonna need a bigger condom if that's a sperm whale!!!
Posted by: The Ghost of Moby's Dick | January 02, 2024 at 09:35 PM
Bringing back a lot of whale sized memories, Dave.
Posted by: the ghost of Jonah | January 02, 2024 at 09:41 PM
If you run fast through its digestive tract, you can escape through its anus.
Posted by: Aquatic Beetle Regimbartia Attenuata | January 02, 2024 at 09:53 PM
Looks like you caught a break with the weather.
Hiatus, Massachusetts is usually very cool this time of year.
Posted by: Weather Channel Meteorologist Jim Cantore | January 02, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Looks like you're in Cailifornia.
Apparently you're caught up with the swallows of Capistrano.
Posted by: Kramer | January 02, 2024 at 10:24 PM
pharmaross appears to likely be on the right track, above. Good stalking- er, I mean sleuthing.
Posted by: Ron G in WA | January 03, 2024 at 12:38 AM
We're gonna need more dynamite!
Posted by: Mike Smith | January 03, 2024 at 09:57 AM
Factoid. If thats a blue whale, its heart is the size of a small car. No charge.
Posted by: LeDud | January 03, 2024 at 10:26 AM
POI, this is NOT what a blubbering idiot should look like.
Posted by: Florida Man | January 03, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Got krill?
Posted by: the whale | January 03, 2024 at 01:41 PM
Hey, Dave, comeon back. Plenty of famous people go thru these 'dry' periods where their creativity tank empties out and they just have to buck up and be resilient.
Why look at William Shatner - he was employed as a Starship Captain and then when he was let go he had a second (and some say highly successful) career as TJ Hooker, a terrestrial-based police officer that served his local community.
So being a successful writer may be in the past but your 'peeps' out here still love you.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 03, 2024 at 02:01 PM
Clearly having a whale of a time. I'll show myself out....
Posted by: MrX | January 03, 2024 at 05:21 PM
Jonah?
Posted by: Steverino | January 03, 2024 at 07:07 PM
Are they both friends or is this just a fluke?
Thank you...
"Fish are friends, not food."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 03, 2024 at 07:17 PM
As heard down on the sidewalk below the big fish:
Policeman: "Sir, please come down. I am sure we can work this out without you hurting yourself."
Man at Fish Mouth: "What?"
Policeman: "Sir, it has been a tough time for everybody lately. You don't want to do something drastic. Are there family problems you are having to cope with? Problems at work, maybe?"
Man at Fish Mouth: "What?"
Policeman: "Sir, we have counselors here that you can talk to, that you can confide in. We understand you have been despondent because your career is failing. Whoa, sir please wait right there - don't move. One of our suicide counselors is working her way up to you know. Please wait for her."
Man at Fish Mouth: "What?"
Then, a one of the suicide counselors is seen approaching Dave. Dave appears to be quite calm. and then both of them disappear from view.
So there you go. Bet Dave never had a vacation like that.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 03, 2024 at 10:38 PM
He: "Mister Manilow, I am from the Suicide Prevention Squad. We talked to your wife and she says it is ok with her if you wear socks to bed, so please come down."
Me: "Psssst, hey, it's 'Barry', not 'Manilow'."
He: "I know. That's what I said. 'Barry Manilow'."
Me: "It's not 'Barry Manilow', it's 'Dave Barry'."
He: "Who's Dave Barry?"
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 04, 2024 at 11:24 AM
As others have noted, that's a dynamite photo. Dave does look down in the mouth though.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | January 05, 2024 at 02:32 PM
Listen, Dave, before you do anything stupid, call me. Ishmael
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 09, 2024 at 04:49 PM