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January 27, 2024

DUH

With just weeks to live, these marsupials prioritize sex over sleep

(Thanks to vee)

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We'll sleep when we're dead.

No big deal because with a three month life span comes, no life sucking 9 to 5, no car payments, no mortgage payments, no mowing the lawn, etc.

If you do it right, you only need a few weeks to live.

Beer is involved.


The sex crazed marsupials should be charged with resisting a rest.

Males conclude their yearlong life span with a 3-week mating frenzy before dying, leaving the females to raise the young.

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like Antechinus love

Males conclude their yearlong life span with a 3-week mating frenzy before dying, leaving the females to raise the young.

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like Antechinus love

Sex Crazed Marsupials WBAGNFARB, or maybe just Horny Antechinus?

Just guessing Lesku and colleagues aren't getting much sleep or sex.

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