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Posted by: Horny marsupial | January 27, 2024 at 09:33 AM
No big deal because with a three month life span comes, no life sucking 9 to 5, no car payments, no mortgage payments, no mowing the lawn, etc.
Posted by: living my best life | January 27, 2024 at 09:44 AM
If you do it right, you only need a few weeks to live.
Posted by: Every male college freshman | January 27, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Beer is involved.
Posted by: Clankie | January 27, 2024 at 10:58 AM
The sex crazed marsupials should be charged with resisting a rest.
Posted by: Mortal Wombat | January 27, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Males conclude their yearlong life span with a 3-week mating frenzy before dying, leaving the females to raise the young.
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like Antechinus love
Posted by: man tom | January 28, 2024 at 01:22 AM
Males conclude their yearlong life span with a 3-week mating frenzy before dying, leaving the females to raise the young.
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like Antechinus love
Posted by: man tom | January 28, 2024 at 01:22 AM
Sex Crazed Marsupials WBAGNFARB, or maybe just Horny Antechinus?
Posted by: Florida Man | January 28, 2024 at 08:11 AM
Just guessing Lesku and colleagues aren't getting much sleep or sex.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 29, 2024 at 11:20 AM