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January 27, 2024


NJ house vandalized with pepperoni: ‘As an Italian, it hurts the heart’

(Thanks to Ralph)


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In my defense, I had just worked a double shift at Pizza Hut, and my meds caused me to sleep walk making pizzas.

What would really hurt an Italian is vandalizing the house with ham and pineapple.

Cut from The Godfather was a scene where Jack Woltz wakes up and finds the hacked end of a pepperoni stick in his bed.

What... no pineapple ?

A strict judge will meat out justice.

It sounds like something fishy is going on here.

If you eat too much of that pepperoni, it'll hurt your stomach, too.

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