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December 24, 2023

THOSE WERE SOME HYPER BARNACLES

Suspected cocaine bricks covered in barnacles wash up on Australian beaches

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Addicted Barnacles WBAGNFARB

In a related story a deadly poisonous sea snake was carefully taken into custody while trying to unsuccessfully rob a 7-11 leaving a note which read, “give me the.” The deadly poisonous venom filled robber admitted to having forgot to write the word 'money' due to being high on nearby cocaine he found encrusted in barnacles.

*Parts of this story were changed to protect the suspected barnacle covered cocaine brick.

I bet the producers of COCAINE BEAR are hard at work on their next blockbuster....COCAINE BARNACLES.

"Cocaine Bricks" opened for Van Halen in the '80s.

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