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Which is only slightly worse than footing yourself in the shoot.
Posted by: cfjk | December 07, 2023 at 09:21 AM
Testing
Posted by: Dave | December 07, 2023 at 09:21 AM
Do we need to be quiet while the test is on going?
Posted by: Florida Man | December 07, 2023 at 09:45 AM
Are we sure this didn't take place in Flathead County?
Posted by: MOTW | December 07, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Usually when someone shoots themselves in the foot it's metaphorical.
Posted by: wiredog | December 07, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Given where it happened, it gives new meaning to "Sugar Pops".
Posted by: Rod | December 07, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Soon to be an upcoming episode on Dateline: Stupid and Unforgivable.
A scalding hot love affair leads to a missing toe which took a determined team of detectives 3 minutes to unravel the truth here on Dateline. Now here's, My Foot is a Many Splintered thing.
*Due to time dilation Keith Morrison will be late.
Posted by: man tom | December 07, 2023 at 01:21 PM
An interesting ploy to an eternal conflict.
I'd like to see more data before I try it.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | December 07, 2023 at 02:20 PM