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December 23, 2023


Yes, nutcrackers, shockingly, are used to crack nuts.

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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More gobsmacking news from The Mirror.

Well now... that's making me uncomfortable.

So, gobsmacked they are?

Whereas ball busters are just f'n annoying.

Can these be used in lieu of shocking your penis?

Most auto mechanics recommend that you do not use a nutcracker on frozen lug nuts.

When I was a kid my grandmother had a nutcracker which more closely resembled a pair of pliers than a toy soldier. Imagine my confusion when I got to grammar school and my music teacher described the Tschaikovsky composition and got to the part where “the nutcracker killed the rat king”…

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