IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Woman Busted For Beating Man With Xmas Tree

6:48 p.m. Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations were stabbed to death.

Drunken 'Santa' crashes into house delivering gifts

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Do NOT mess with them.

He's lucky she didn't roast his chestnuts on an open fire IYKWIM.

[O. Tannenbaum]

In her defense, he started needling her first.

[Pining For You!]

Oh Tannenbaum! 🎄

[Busted Woman]

When you don't have a yule log or a Festivus pole feadily available you have to improvise.

[Logging Out]

She was giving the sap the brush-off!

[Twiggy]

Sounds like her bark is worse than her bite!

It's time for him to bough out.

That's the the last time he goes out on a limb to buy her presents.

[Clankie]

We have yule logs for this purpose.

[Pullet Surprise]

I believe in Florida the popular spoken phrase for this might be "ya'll log'.

And I see that this article also comments on a 'domestic battery' - does this mean in Florida you can only use batteries in your Tesla that are made locally? That is versus a foreign battery.

[Florida Man]

3:56 a.m. A man was walking in the center of the road, waving a roll of toilet paper. ...Ah, the French surrender is such sweet sorrow.

[Saint Nicholas]

In my defense, Rudolf was driving the sleigh that night, but not to worry Krampus knows how to handle the po-po.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

The original lyric "Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations" was replaced by "Four Calling Birds" in the song.

[Drunken Santa]

"Don't blame me. It was all Rudolph's fault."

[It's the Most Wonderful Time For A Beer!]

Drunken Santa's Coming To Town

[Ho! Ho! Ho!]

All I Want For Christmas

[Can you help me finish spelling Santa? I just need T and A.]

Carol of the Bells (& Don't Mess With Them!)

[Rod]

Was the guy brandishing the toilet paper asking if he should wipe with the shiny or dull side?

[Dick Ramdass]

Phil Packs Fudge!