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December 24, 2023

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Drunk woman smashes car into 'do not drink and drive' sign while heavily intoxicated

(Thanks to Annette)

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Let no one maintain that the universe lacks a sense of humor.

In her defense, she was thinking of quitting and asked Jesus for a sign.

When asked where she was coming from she answered, "I 'came from back there' and 'time dilation' was a factor."

"Yeah, well, I meant to do that."

She stopped driving as soon as she saw the sign.

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