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Apparently not all 69-year-old woman take having a stalker as a compliment, though I suppose presentation may have something to do with it too.
Posted by: Jim | December 27, 2023 at 08:46 AM
I get that this guy is a lowlife, but since when is a dildo classified as "burglar's tools"?
Signed,
Confused
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 27, 2023 at 09:27 AM
Can we assume, that in this instance, the term "stalking" refers to the manner in which the dildo was being transported?
Posted by: Al Edged Lee | December 27, 2023 at 09:32 AM
The woman sounded pretty stupid for reporting this. Seems like she would welcome the guy in. "Well, why don't you and Mr. Dildo come in for some tea"?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | December 27, 2023 at 11:10 AM
Brandishing a dildo with intent seems like a clear violation of the Florida Penal Code.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | December 27, 2023 at 11:59 AM
So she can't get no satisfaction?
Posted by: where the moss don't grow | December 27, 2023 at 12:21 PM