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December 27, 2023

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi there,

I'm excited about writing an article for you

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We regret to inform you that you can't get there from here.

Dear National Enquirer: no thanks.

Is this article you are going to write based on the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" where Day One is something like "On the first day of Christmas I fired my copy editor." Followed by: "On the second day of Christmas I could not find my stapler." "Followed by: "On the third day of Christmas I could not find the three-hole punch - the three-hole punch." I did not have time to finish this ...

OK, here's your assignment. I need an article about how to calculate pi to the last digit. Be sure to include the actual result.

I'm not really excited.

This is like when Dave's readers always wrote 2/3 of the Mr. Language Person columns for him.

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